Hey everybody, I am a reformer. See what I did to Awal Sufro? And I'm just getting started. So don't be rude to me, call this masti off and just "watch me" reform stuff. Khanavadan. 👊🏻
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Start coughing loudly for several seconds whenever Hazar Imam says any of these health-related words: wellness, health, healthy. (must have facemask and must not be actually sick)
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I know you won't even show this but you people are shameless, follow the rules or don't attend at all!!
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Make the heart-hands gesture and hold it above your head every time Hazar Imam says one of these words: love, affection, loving, affectionate, beloved. 🫶🏼
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If you can't respect the Imam at least think of the volunteers who have put their heart and soul into these events, this is not right!
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Don’t go to deedar. That is the best way. Next week at the council offices sign a declaration that you are not an Ismaili. That has the best effect. You get what you want. Leave others out of this.
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Bring a small pillow to honour the phones we'll be losing due to "taqiyya" (iykyk) ... even better if it's white, like the Imam! www.amazon.ca/dp/B0CWQWDQZB
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Yall need to act like fucking adults
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Get a job and stop acting so unemployed :)
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Why ruin it for everyone else? If you don’t want to go, then don’t go.
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start yawning when he talks about studying hard, being a good student and all that
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Grow a pair of balls, and don’t go if you don’t want to.
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Instead of "Ameen" reply with "Shah, Yes Shah!"
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Stand up and go to the bathroom when the Imam gets up to give his Farman
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Sit with your back to the Imam
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Drop dead.
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start saying "takbir" and make the other yitreb members reply when the Imam starts talking abt how he is higher ranked than anyone else
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Yell "Did you meet Kendra through Epstein?"
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Shake hands, do fist bumps, and high fives to the Imam! Greet neighbors with kindness not attitudes or assumptions! Sincerely, Quick_Complaint3268
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SHAH RAHIM told toToronto Youth, you don't have go be there. So SIT cozy in your homes faithless morons
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Someone yells out "bring back awal sufro" and other people yell out random numbers.
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Every exismailis drops a yellow post it note at the entrance/exit or where you sat so everyone can see how many exismailis there were
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yall are fa**ots [censored by YITREB] bru stop doing dumb shit before u get ur ass beat
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Sing Bella Ciao when he walks in
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Let us not have a Yankee style deedar that we saw in Texas. Let’s show Mowla we know he has the Noor of Ali. Let’s show him his our Mursheed, Pir, Imam and our guide.
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Let’s show the imam we aren’t Yankees. Let’s show him the respect he deserves by behaving properly. We aren’t Yankees so we should know how to behave in front of our Mursheed, Pir and Imam. Take tasbi and zikkar. Only first bump if he initiated.
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Guys this is too funny, please follow through. The coughing loudly thing when he yaps about being healthy is unreal
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Say good shout at the end of every sentence in the farman.
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